![]() I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. I don’t like myself, I’m crazy about myself. I know I left my sanity around here somewhere. I have not lost my mind – it’s backed up on HD somewhere. I feel sorry for people who don‘t know me. I am not lazy, I just rest before I tired. I am best served with coffee and a side of sarcasm. Choose one of the below short funny texts for your Introduction section:īe yourself everyone else is already taken.īeware: I may just be the most awesome person you’ll ever meet.Įveryone has weaknesses, but I’m not everyone. We like to be a bit tongue in cheek, particularly with Facebook, which is a platform for family and friends. These can also be used as a short caption for your profile picture. We always suggest going for a short and sweet introduction: less is more! Below are a few options if you’re looking for humour, or perhaps more inspirational, a well-known quote or some renowned song lyrics. How to mix that perfect sense of sarcasm with something pithy and punchy? This can be one of the most difficult spaces to fill in Facebook. You don’t have to like me I’m not a Facebook status.Īll of those are great options for as a caption for DP (your Facebook display picture).When I die my gravestone is going 2 have a ‘Like’ button.Welcome to my Facebook feed, where people come to enjoy me. ![]()
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